Best Clever Pick Up Lines 2022
When it comes to winning the heart of your crush, there’s nothing more important than being clever and creative with your pick up lines. There are plenty of silly ones out there to try, but if you want to impress your crush and create a unique connection with them, you should take some time to hone your clever pick up lines so that you can make the most of the opportunity when it presents itself. Here are 50+ great examples of some of the best clever pick up lines out there today.
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you know the difference between you and the new iPhone? The new iPhone costs $700 and you’re priceless.
Do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE Print.
God almost didn’t make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
Funny Clever pick up lines for him
I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.
I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
I think you’re the next beautiful contestant in the game of love.
I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
If I were a stop light I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If a kiss was a snowflake, I would send you a snowstorm.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this? (Then hold out your hand.)
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
I’m not a professional photographer but I can easily picture us together.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but…I’m The Batman.
Smooth Clever pick up lines for him
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
Look, I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
Looking at you takes my breath away.
May I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom. She told me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to take back to my place and mount.
There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Wanna eat cookie dough together some time?
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.
You are the reason women fall in love.
You know, if God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You must be in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong.
Your eyes are like IKEA…I get lost in them.
You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.