Dinosaurs Captions for Instagram 2022
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As soon as they’re extinct, everyone’s gonna be like, ‘Dinosaurs? What were those again?’
I am a dinosaur and I want to be extinct.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.
A little me time is just what I need.
All dinos are cute, even the carnivores.
Crabs may pinch but they won’t eat your face off.
Did you know that dinosaurs were extinct before they even had Facebook?
Dinosaur lover here, I’ll show you my collection.
Dinosaurs are awesome, but so are humans (I’m one too!).
Dinosaurs are born with their own set of morals. If you can’t live with that, get out of my house.
Dinosaurs are extinct because they didn’t have me around to protect them.
Dinosaurs are extinct. That’s what they tell me. – Steve Buscemi
Dinosaurs are my favorite animal!
Dinosaurs are nature’s perfect killing machines. They’re fast, intelligent, and have sharp teeth.
Dinosaurs are so cute! They’re like big kittens with sharp claws and teeth.
Dinosaurs are so yesterday, but dinosaurs never go out of style!
Dinosaurs are the best!
Dinosaurs were real and they’re still out there somewhere! You just haven’t seen them yet because they’re hiding from us.
Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Unless you’re a dinosaur.
Don’t judge me by my looks…you might be surprised!
Don’t worry about being different; worry about being awesome instead!
Don’t worry, I’m not gonna eat you.
Everyone thinks dinosaurs are extinct but really they’re just hiding in the shadows because they’re scared of the sun.
Everyone thinks dinosaurs were big, green, and ate leaves. But they were actually purple, with pink polka dots and ate people.
Everyone thinks they’re smart until they’re eaten by dinosaurs.
Fate is the Hunter. We are the prey.
How do dinosaurs stay in shape? They do lots of push-ups and sit-ups while they’re running away from a giant asteroid headed straight at them.
How do you like to be remembered?
I am a dinosaur, I’m going extinct.
I am a dinosaur, and I’m not changing.
I am the best dinosaur ever!
I can’t stop thinking about dinosaurs.
I can’t wait to be a parent someday so I can tell my kid to get off the couch and get to the gym.
I don’t always eat my food, but when I do, it’s mostly planted.
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I don’t care what they say, dinosaurs were cute.
I don’t have a pet dinosaur but if I did it would be called Grumpy Rex and we’d be best friends forever!
I don’t know why people don’t like dinosaurs, they are so cute!
I don’t know why the dinosaurs became extinct but we may as well too!
I don’t think bigfoot is real, but dinosaurs definitely are.
I feel like a dinosaur at this party.
I know I’m cute, but do I have to wear this bow tie?
I love dinosaurs so much that I became one!
I love dinosaurs so much that I want to be one.
I may not look like your average dinosaur, but I’m still one of them!
I turned into a dinosaur when I fell asleep! – Leonardo DiCaprio
I used to be a dinosaur-loving child until I realized they were extinct.
I want to be a dinosaur because they are cute and fluffy and they make me happy!
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
If you can’t beat them, eat them!
If you love dinosaurs, then you’re already my friend.
If you love me, set me free. If you don’t, please put me back in the zoo.
If you say Dinosaur three times while looking in the mirror, a real dino will appear and eat you!
If you think dinosaurs are extinct, then you’re an idiot.
If you’re going to be a dinosaur, then be the best one ever!
If you’re not a dinosaur, then why are you wearing so much green?
It’s always better when we’re together!
It’s easy being green, just don’t eat leaves!
It’s hard to be nostalgic for something you weren’t even alive for.
It’s not easy being green. I’m a dinosaur and I know it!
It’s time for my daily walk, where I eat grass and poop rocks!
It’s time to get prehistoric on this dang internet thingy.
I’m a cute dino. I don’t bite unless you ask me to.
I’m a dino, and I’m here for the gram.
I’m a dinosaur and I can do whatever I want. But I don’t want to eat you!
Jurassic Park Dinosaurs Instagram Captions
I’m a dinosaur and I don’t care.
I’m a dinosaur, and I’m okay.
I’m a dinosaur, and you’re a human.
I’m a dinosaur, but I still think you’re cute.
I’m a dinosaur. I’m a dino-mite, dinosaur. I’m a dino-mite, dinosaur!
I’m as cute as a button and twice as sweet.
I’m going to eat you up!
I’m just a dinosaur, trying to fit in.
I’m just another dinosaur trying to survive in this world.
I’m like a dinosaur because I don’t change with time.
I’m not a big fan of dinosaurs, but I like you.
I’m not a dinosaur, I’m a dinosaur-shaped balloon. – David Sedaris
I’m not a dinosaur, I’m your mom.
I’m not a monster; I’m a dinosaur.
I’m not a savage, but I do bite.
I’m not afraid of anything. Except for maybe clowns.
I’m not always an expert, but I can usually Google it.
I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am cute!
I’m not saying dinosaurs aren’t real, I’m just saying we haven’t been able to find any evidence of them yet.
I’m not sure if dinosaurs are extinct or not. I think they’re just hiding from us for some reason.
I’m not sure, I don’t want to die yet.
I’m so excited to be a dinosaur!
I’m so glad I have a boyfriend who doesn’t mind that I watch Jurassic Park every weekend…
I’m the cutest little dinosaur in the world!
I’m too cute to be dangerous.
I’m totally a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a Cretaceous kind of way.
I’ve always been fascinated by dinosaurs.
Life is short, but you’re tall. Be happy and have fun.
Life is too short to waste time arguing with idiots.
My biggest dream is to own a pet dinosaur.
My boyfriend doesn’t mind that I watch Jurassic Park every weekend… but he does mind when I invite my friends over to watch it with me.
My heart is like an egg that has fallen into a cup of tea and made a dinosaur out of it.
My parents were so busy fighting with each other that they didn’t notice I was gone for a week.
Never trust a man with a pet dinosaur, he might eat it.
Never trust anyone who doesn’t like dogs.
Nothing is cuter than two dinosaurs cuddling.
Sometimes I think I’m the only dinosaur left on this planet .
The best thing about being a dinosaur is being a dino-mom.
The cutest dinosaur ever
The dinosaurs became extinct because of the lack of hugs. They needed more hugs!
Funny dinosaur captions for Instagram 2022
The dinosaurs went extinct because they didn’t have Instagram.
The only thing I like more than eating is sleeping.
The only thing I like more than going fast is going slow…in reverse!
There’s no time for all the dinosaurs to come together. The asteroid is coming.
They told me to not play with fire but… it’s so much fun!
This is a picture of me when I was a dinosaur.
We all love dinosaurs, but some of us are more concerned about their extinction than others.
We are all made of stars.
We don’t need another hero, we need a dinosaur. – Nena
What’s better than watching Jurassic Park? Watching Jurassic Park with someone who loves dinosaurs as much as you do!
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur.
When all else fails, take a nap.
Yesterday was a good day, today is a better day and tomorrow will be even better.
You can’t be a real dino lover until you’ve been in a dinosaur stampede.
You can’t be cute and grumpy at the same time.
You can’t catch me! I’m a dinosaur and much faster than you!
You can’t kill the past. – Jurassic Park
You can’t rush these things.
You have a cute face, but your body is ugly.
You may look at me, but only if you can keep up with my pace!
You’re so cute I could eat you!