Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
We’ve all heard the regular pick up lines from Harry Potter, but have you ever thought of some of these crazy dirty Harry Potter Pick Up Lines? If not, I’m sure that you will now! Some of these pick up lines are dirty and funny, while others may be more flirty than dirty! What’s your favorite Flirty Dirty Harry Potter Pick Up Line? Let us know in the comments!
(Point at your chest/heart) It’s a port-key. Once you touch it, it’ll take you somewhere you ain’t never been before.
(Point your wand at girls crotch and say)…. Alohamora!
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!
Baby, you don’t need defense against my dark arts.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.
Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!
Did you just say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
Do me, I’m Harry Fucking Potter.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!
Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters
Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Have you been using Accio? Cuz I’ve been coming to you every night
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
Hermoine your boobs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?
Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!
I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?
I can be anything you want me to be… I’ve got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
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I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I don’t have a broom, can I ride yours?
I don’t need accio, to make you come!
I don’t need aguamenti to make you wet!
I don’t need the Mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.
I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!
I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you still are charming.
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.
I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
I wanna be your Dumblewhore.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
I’d let you handle my wand any day!
I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
I’ll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!
I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a keeper!
I’m like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I’ve got two Bertie Bott’s beans and a wand, wanna taste?
If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?
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If i were a sorting hat, I’d put you in my house!
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
Let me Slytherin your Griffendoor.
Let’s have a Tri-Wizard tournament Protect your ‘wand’ from ‘hogwarts’ when you enter the ‘chamber of secrets’
Let’s have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!
Lets practice Alohomora…you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!
Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?
My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I’ll show you tonight.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?
My wand has chosen you!
My wand? 12 inches, unyielding…..
Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!
One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours
Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out!
Together we could really make the ‘Shrieking Shack’ worthy of its name.
Wanna explore my chamber of secrets?
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle? .,
Want to learn to speak troll? Don’t worry I can get you grunting in no time.
We may not be in professor flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Would you like to whomp my willow?
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Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!
Yeah, girls call me Aguamenti? Every time they hear my name they get wet.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!
You don’t need to say “Incendio” to light my fire
You have two choices tonight, come with me and you’ll see love spells. Go with him and you’ll see Hog-WARTS!
You make my Huffle puff.
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you’ve changed my life.
You must have given me some Skelegrow, ’cause my bone is really growing right now.
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You’re so hot, Aguamenti couldn’t put you out!
Your kiss is like a dementor’s……..It takes my soul away!
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Your smile’s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.