Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines
It’s Valentine’s Day, and you have your eye on the cutest guy in the room. He keeps looking over at you, but you can’t think of how to start a conversation with him. Never fear, we’ve got you covered with these 40 cheesy Valentine’s Day pick up lines guaranteed to get his or her attention!
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey’s out of business
Be mine because you’re fine.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine’s Day.
Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?
Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Did it hurt? When you got shot by cupid’s arrow.
Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates or me?
Excuse me, you just dropped something – my jaw.
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaaaayum.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
I choo-choo-choose you.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I’ll be your “alentine” for now, you’ll need to give me the “V” after dinner.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
I’d melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?
Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
R U Mine? Start blasting Arctic Monkeys
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base are belong to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let’s hang out.
Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I’m right here.
The only sweet I want for Valentine’s Day is a cutie pie like you!
The only thing you gave me this Valentine’s Day was a cavity.
Short and Funny Valentine’s Day Pick Up Lines
They can’t fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Tonight’s menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.
Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine’s Day movie.
When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine’s Day.
Will you be my valentine?
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.